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Q: How does every German joke start? " "Ich bin nicht verheiratet, Herr! The bartender takes one look at him and says "Jesus Christ, you're here again?! " Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh.

" To which the little boy replies: "How can you think about sex in a time like this? How does a real aryan look? When I was a boy your age, I could get five pounds of potatoes, three loaves of bread, two pounds of beef, a jug of milk, a tin of tobacco for my dad, and a handful of my favorite candies, all for about five cents.

" Olympic Stadium Man walking past the olympic stadium carrying a long case is collarred by a guard.

Jesus: 33 Tu das, Judas.

Hitler befiehlt seinem Fahrer, zum Hof zu gehen und es dem Bauern zu sagen.

The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.

Ist Deine Entscheidung, geh nur! Q: What did the German clock maker say to the clock that only went "tick tick tick"? The man was not taken back at all.

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" Sagt der Hans: "Wisst ihr, ich wollt immer gern so sterben wie Jesus.

The Pope was having fun, hauling butt down the freeway, dogging cars.

Q: What do you call an German in the World Cup final? A: European Q: How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Der Fahrer kann nicht mehr bremsen.