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Your like Cigarettes, adictive as hell Did you brush your teeth this morning or do I need to taste them to find out? " Is your last name pepper cause your SMOKIN! If I filp a coin what are my chances of getting head? Now what are your other two wishes? Stop being pre-paid and give me a minute Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks.

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YOU HAVE SOMETHING ON YOUR ASS [WHAT? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

If you were my deck I would take out the nails and screw you.

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Because I swear that ass is calling me.

Because omelette you suck this dick.

How long has it been since your last checkup? Cause you look like a bomb.

Do you work at Home Depot? Are you an interior decorator? Just to hear your fine ass fart through a walkie talkie.

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Cause I'm falling for you like the twin towers Are you mustard gas? Baby, your lips are like candy and im the fat kid Hey girl you got a father? Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis.