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Well, the flag is a big plus.

Mama fly jumped into action and hit the man in the eye and baby fly escaped out of his mouth.

To go with the traffic jam.

I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through.

If these rubbed you the wrong way- I would bet you fit the description of most of them- or it could be that your name says it all….

Thanks to them, it's easier than ever to memorize one or two quips to fill those awkward silences at your next backyard barbecue.

"I don't have a beer gut.

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! What's soft and warm when you go to bed, but hard and stiff when you wake up? My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.

What do you call 25 lesbians stacked on top of each other? How do you know when you are going to drown in milk? With that in mind, here are 48 one-liners for kids that get to the punchline as quickly as possible.

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? Probably when I peed on an electric fence.